Lambinvoker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kirby's Dreamland I]

Disappointed...

Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's bad but... This wasn't very funny compared to your previous movies. I didn't laugh at all. It just wasn't funny.

Sorry.

[Service Announcement 2]

[insert the best one-liner ever conceivable]

A valid argument, in which I totally agree with. However, I know you do realize that no rant of any kind will ever change the morals or actions of any person, in the real world nor on Newground. No matter what you say, and how you say it, little shits are going to vote 0 on every single movie they encounter.

I am a flash artist myself. I've made four movies so far and I have not had the nerve to send any of them to Newgrounds to allow them to be shred to pieces by hundreds of little bastards whose balls haven't even dropped yet.

Cheers to you man, I hope to see more of your flash.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Thanks!

Perhaps you're doing the right thing for yourself by not allowing others to view your creations. On the other hand... If my cartoons can't take the "flame baptism" on this site than they won't be able to on their own site either.

Thanks for the feedback!

[Prelude to Joy II]

All the words below are adjectives for this movie.

Good, sad, crappy, wonderful, harmonic, idiotic, tasteless, selfed controlled, ambigious, mortifed, sappy, pregnant, indulgant, arrogant, unsatisfactory, ironic, bistecting, smelly, holy, creepy, cold, small, green, and last but least...Joy!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

oh my, I should call a doctor

[Sheep Sing Along]

Sheep in Flash!

I like to see sheep in flash movies, no matter how silly or random. The song was okay, but the vocals where horrible. The animation was a bit choppy, and it appears not much thought was put in this animation. I would like to see more fun stuff, but only if you put some more work into it. Neatness counts. -LI

[EggTastic]

I liked it!

I must say this is a fine piece of work you got here. The random and expected humor was great. Voice acting wasn't half bad. The only thing I didn't like was the music, but that's just a personal problem. I hope to see more fun stuff! -LI

[Ronin]

Very Impressive!

You just showed some true talent. The scene transitions were very well done and you displayed fine showmanship. The animations were smoothe. Fine choice of music, I'm very fond of the Dragon Warrior remix. On the down side, the sound effect seemed to clash with the music. Usually its best to be absent of all sounds if you intend on playing music throughout the movie. Graphics were okay, but there is an obvious need of improvement. Little things like more vivid backgrounds and character details are what makes the difference between receiveing a score of 4 or 5. I really enjoyed watching your movie and I look forward to future submittions. LI

[Metal Gear Fiasko 2]

Lost my interest halfway through.

As soon as you displayed the INTERMISSION, I stopped watching your movie. A stunt like that only shows how lazy you are. You say you spent two months on this. What a waste of time. Not only did you pick a overused topic (there are way too many Metal Gear Spoofs on the Portal now), but also you did a bad job showing workmanship. You have potential but come on kid, show me something worth watching. Come up with something origional, and for Pete's sake put more effort into it! -LI

Tuovila responds:

Since you didn't watch it through, do you have the right to rewiew the complete movie? Think about it. I admid I'm a newbie and this is my second submission, but still. And had you seen the trouble of waiting, your effort just might have been for something. As the song says, the best was yet to come

I work on a very lousy PC, by the way and it's a pain in the... well you get it, to make complicated stuff...

If you don't like the idea, but you know someone else does, why even bother to watch...

Anyways, thanks, for there are even worse reviews than this.

I'll keep some of it in mind...

[Over There: Segment 5]

Very impressive

I slowly watched the whole series and Im finally ready to make my review. Although some of the jokes were bad, I did laugh at a few of them. Claymation is a long drawnout process and its quite impressive you've made a long movie with this much quality. I indefinately look forward to future works. -LI